Sis: You’re a hipster.
Me: No, I’m really not.
Sis: Yea, you really are. Look at the glasses, the hat, the beard.. you are sooooo hipster now.
Me: Trust me, you’ve got it wrong. The glasses are because my eyes are getting bad. The hat is because the hair is getting thin. The beard is because I hate shaving, and my gf likes it. But really, I’m not getting hipper.. just older.
Sis: You’re a hipster